The Bannedwagon Thread

Bill Russell

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If one of your hands could shoot out five condiments from the fingers, which five condiments would you all choose?
To avoid the absurd Biden/cognitive competence rabbit hole, I will bite at this:

Duff’s Buffalo wing sauce; Hellman’s mayonnaise; Cleveland Stadium mustard; Beef & Barrel ranch dressing; Tabasco Sauce (original).
 
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BonaCommenter

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I forgot to mention that these 5 are the only condiments that you can have for the rest of your life.

Thumb - Butter
Pointer - Olive oil
Middle - Hot sauce (Frank's Red Hot?)
Ring - Ketchup
Pinky - Vinegar

This way, I can make my own concoctions like Buffalo sauce and Italian dressing. Finger placement is also important. Pointer has to be your most used and middle finger should be spicy (to give your "fuck you" an extra kick) IMO.

Also, I am 100% stealing a Le Batard Show bit to distract from MAGA. Thank you, Magic Crate of Content.
 

simons22

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C'mon guys - I thought this was supposed to be a talk show Bona basketball sight. Grow up and lets get back to basketball.
 
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