SUBPLOT: Maggio v. Shaw

Who will win the inevitable fist fight between these two Bona stalwarts?

  • Charles E. Maggio

    Votes: 9 64.3%
  • Jalen Shaw

    Votes: 5 35.7%

  • Total voters
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Bonafanatic

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Wow! Chuckie came to the bar last night and immediately had about 18 babes all begging to blow him. Obviously he obliged right there in front of us. What a GOD!
 

Bonafide

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Dear Chuckie...

My hot, tight, creamy, rich, hearty, robust asshole (see avatar) is available for your pleasure. PM me.

Pissah!

Aloha!
 

Bill Russell

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Guys:

Chuckie is cleaning up down here. The southern belles are fawning. This morning, I caught him swimming at a Phelpsian pace in the Atlantic. “Nothing like an oceanic dip to refresh one after a night of humping,” he asserted.
 

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Guys:

Chuckie is cleaning up down here. The southern belles are fawning. This morning, I caught him swimming at a Phelpsian pace in the Atlantic. “Nothing like an oceanic dip to refresh one after a night of humping,” he asserted.
I think he stole that line from Winston Churchill, though Churchill probably said "nothing so invigorating as..."
 

Bill Russell

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I don’t know what happened with Chuckie and Joe Manhertz last night, but they were in an alleyway brawl with each other.
 

Bill Russell

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To update, the big alleyway brawl between C.E.M. and our new athletic director was over the former's simmering rivalry with Jalen Shaw.
 

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Hearing Chuckie strolled into Randy’s last night, loudly declared that he has to make a speech and instead dropped his trousers and wagged his genitalia for 15 minutes. Everyone in the bar gave him a standing ovation.
 

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Drop pronouns all the time. Do it for effect. Know not everyone appreciates it.
 

Bonafanatic

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With the off-season well under way, I need to see this happen. If sbunfurled can bring us the brown and white, he can get this on ppv. Call up your sources in vegas and make this happen!
 
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