SUBPLOT: Maggio v. Shaw

[Bonafanatic]

Wow! Chuckie came to the bar last night and immediately had about 18 babes all begging to blow him. Obviously he obliged right there in front of us. What a GOD!

 

[Bill Russell]

Chuckie allegedly got a penicillin treatment today.

 

[Bonafide]

Dear Chuckie...

My hot, tight, creamy, rich, hearty, robust asshole (see avatar) is available for your pleasure. PM me.

Pissah!

Aloha!

 

[Bill Russell]

Guys:

Chuckie is cleaning up down here. The southern belles are fawning. This morning, I caught him swimming at a Phelpsian pace in the Atlantic. “Nothing like an oceanic dip to refresh one after a night of humping,” he asserted.

 

[res]

Guys:

Chuckie is cleaning up down here. The southern belles are fawning. This morning, I caught him swimming at a Phelpsian pace in the Atlantic. “Nothing like an oceanic dip to refresh one after a night of humping,” he asserted.

I think he stole that line from Winston Churchill, though Churchill probably said "nothing so invigorating as..."

 

[Bonafanatic]

Given his aversion to condoms and pulling out, I suspect the local maternity wards will be at max capacity 9 months from now.

 

[Bill Russell]

I don’t know what happened with Chuckie and Joe Manhertz last night, but they were in an alleyway brawl with each other.

 

[Bill Russell]

To update, the big alleyway brawl between C.E.M. and our new athletic director was over the former's simmering rivalry with Jalen Shaw.

 

[res]

To update, the big alleyway brawl between C.E.M. and our new athletic director was over the former's simmering rivalry with Jalen Shaw.

Don't tell me Big Joe is on Shaw's side.

 

[Bonafanatic]

Hearing Chuckie strolled into Randy’s last night, loudly declared that he has to make a speech and instead dropped his trousers and wagged his genitalia for 15 minutes. Everyone in the bar gave him a standing ovation.

 

[Bill Russell]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1469409479938744326

Early word is it was Shaw in the Rodman jersey. He knocked the consistent use of pronouns right out of C.E.M.

 

[res]

Drop pronouns all the time. Do it for effect. Know not everyone appreciates it.

 

[Bill Russell]

Credit to “Justin Britcher” on these…

 

[Bonafanatic]

With the off-season well under way, I need to see this happen. If sbunfurled can bring us the brown and white, he can get this on ppv. Call up your sources in vegas and make this happen!

 

[1946TobaccoBowlMVP]

Is it me or is this fued eerily similar to the Will Smith Chris Rock incident.

 

[Bill Russell]

Lou Ruby was recently saying he heard Jalen Shaw has been sending C.E.M. threatening hand-written letters sprayed with Liz Claiborne perfume.

 

[1946TobaccoBowlMVP]

Looks like the undercard for the bout of the century is set with Dom Wlech vs Bonafanatic!