Have you tried using the Preparation H medicated wipes? They were invented so people could continue drinking Genny Cream.So I am Level 1/Level 2 sharting after every other Cream Ale quaffing episode. Cream Ale has always had a laxative side effect but never anything like this. My hot, tight, creamy asshole is being destroyed. I really like Cream Ale and would prefer to continue quaffing it. Does anyone have any suggestions?