Child's Play: Is This All Chuckie's Fault?

Is C.E.M. the REAL reason for this week's historic betrayal?

  • Yes

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • No

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Definitely

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Absolutely

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • Without Question

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • Maybe

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Totally

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Total voters
    12
A lot of people are saying the real reason for this chaos is Chuckie scooping Lofton on his own NBA process announcement. That's what many, many people are saying.
 
Just about everybody is saying Chuckie is, in fact, almost entirely to blame. Let’s see if JP writes an article about this juicy tale…
 
Chuckie badly soiled himself while attempting to use the decrepit shithouse located across the corridor from the Post Office in the RC. Chuckie was looking for some trim in the Cafe but had to flee to said decrepit shithouse and unloaded a Level 1C shart just after entering. Stank like a motherfuck too from what I understand.

Pissah!

Aloha!
 
There are all sorts of whispers that "Chad Venning" is actually Jalen Shaw in disguise. He is returning for his bloody revenge.
 
Sources at the Rochester Democrat & Chronical indicate conflicts in the Rochester Red Wings’ locker room can be traced back to—you guessed it—C.E.M.
 
Sources at the Rochester Democrat & Chronical indicate conflicts in the Rochester Red Wings’ locker room can be traced back to—you guessed it—C.E.M.
And Chuckie has demanded that a shart now be referred to as a "Propulsive Bowel Evacuation."

Pissah!

Aloha!
 
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News has broke of C.E. Maggio's new position with ESPN. At only 2.5 hours from New York City, sources are confirming the women of New York are reporting a palpable sense testosterone and sexual energy in the streets since learning of this news.
 
News has broke of C.E. Maggio's new position with ESPN. At only 2.5 hours from New York City, sources are confirming the women of New York are reporting a palpable sense testosterone and sexual energy in the streets since learning of this news.
Scott Van Pelt is gonna have to eat up Chuckie's sloppy seconds in Bristol.
 
News has broke of C.E. Maggio's new position with ESPN. At only 2.5 hours from New York City, sources are confirming the women of New York are reporting a palpable sense testosterone and sexual energy in the streets since learning of this news.
A little known fact about Chuckie is that he waffle stomps while showering......meaning that he shits and pushes the lobs down the drain with his foot.

Pissah!

Aloha!
 
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Those blonde foxes in Bristol are going to be swooning in the hallways. I envision some water cooler cat fights over C.E.M.’s loins.

On a more serious note, is it wise for Charles to disclose his location? It will now be much easier for Jalen Shaw to track him down.
 
Filthy Fernandez -- The after-effect of a Dirty Sanchez, wherein Chuckie is left alone in his depressing bachelor pad with prominent fecal matter stains left on his tie, pillowcase and toothbrush. Finding herself "Sanchezed," the female participant has stormed out in outrage, but only after using Chuckie's' pillowcase and cheap tie to clean her face, while depositing what remained of the fecal matter on his toothbrush.,

Pissah!

Aloha!
 
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