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    UConn Tickets for Sale

    The only way I’d go to Newark, NJ is to attend a party at Da’Quan Cook’s childhood residence.
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    RANK THE BONNIES!

    How do we know they’re capable or incapable, though, when they never see action with the lights on? Game situations are totally different from the monotony of daily practice. Some guys really turn it up a few notches on game day. For the sake of this team and the larger program, we need to...
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    RANK THE BONNIES!

    Let’s just chilllllllllllll. Flush the toilet on that UNI game. The seniors will bounce back quickly. Schmidt does need to work to a legitimate eight-man rotation, though. Our guys were totally gassed after the big run to tie the game. How can’t he see that? Rankings, remember, are for...
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    SUBPLOT: Maggio v. Shaw

    To update, the big alleyway brawl between C.E.M. and our new athletic director was over the former's simmering rivalry with Jalen Shaw.
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    SUBPLOT: Maggio v. Shaw

    I don’t know what happened with Chuckie and Joe Manhertz last night, but they were in an alleyway brawl with each other.
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    SUBPLOT: Maggio v. Shaw

    Guys: Chuckie is cleaning up down here. The southern belles are fawning. This morning, I caught him swimming at a Phelpsian pace in the Atlantic. “Nothing like an oceanic dip to refresh one after a night of humping,” he asserted.
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    SUBPLOT: Maggio v. Shaw

    Chuckie allegedly got a penicillin treatment today.
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    SUBPLOT: Maggio v. Shaw

    I just caught Charles(ton) banging a cheerleader at the bar. He has a butt tattoo that reads, “DIE, SHAW”.
  9. Bill Russell

    The Charleston Thread

    Bender time.
  10. Bill Russell

    RANK THE BONNIES!

    Somehow, we jumped up to #22. Rankings are for retards.
  11. Bill Russell

    SUBPLOT: Maggio v. Shaw

    C.E.M. has a police escort for tonight’s game. The threat from Jalen Shaw is said to be credible. Photo credit goes to the AP…
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    SUBPLOT: Maggio v. Shaw

    Guys: This thing is moving quickly.
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    SUBPLOT: Maggio v. Shaw

    Hmmmm… I might be inclined to think the preceding post was made by the true disciple of Stu Hart, but an incorrect nom de plume is on display.
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